meteor list
the mental list of people you’d consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor…. after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.
“i would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! he’s totally on my meteor list.”
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the mascot of a school in a small town in iowa, being a combination of the words orange and black, the school colors. it is a great legend among the students and staff the the name originated from a naming contest held in the late fifties. a change of names has been discussed several times, […]
- oud lad
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- Pisswangle
noun: an archaic device common to british railway station restrooms until the 1960’s. the p-ssw-ngle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the p-ssw-ngler or p-ssw-ngle operator. the male genatalia is p-ssed through the w-ngle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants. “lord thistlewick […]
- Placeless
much like homeless, but with a home and without a place. placeless people choose to live placelessly. home is where the heart is for the placeless. they’re somewhat similar but very different ways of life and shouldn’t be confused. “yeah man, i used to sleep on that beach over there. it was great, i totally […]