Meth Fart
a meth fart is a build up of noxious, putrid, and sometimes toxic g-sses that acc-mulate inside of a meth atticts tweeker colon. meth farts usually occur after a 5-7 day meth binge. they are usually induced by a large piece of pizza or a blueberry danish. sometimes they smell like burning rubber on the side of the freeway. you can usually tell how much a person does by duration of the flatulence. some can last up to 90 seconds. tighter sphincters create louder, more trumpet like exclamations of gas.
bill: hey jan!
jan: hey bill!
bill: do you smell that offensive odor? it smells like a dead carcaus.
jan: yeah i smell that, lori just had a m-ssive meth fart before leaving my trailer.
bill: oh wow, that’s ripe. how long did it last??
jan: ahhh gosh, i dont know, like 40 seconds. it woke up my cat.
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