Meth Tarts


a super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child’s metabolic systems.

sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

-note- will probably be a cl-ss 1 controlled substance (much like extacy) in the near future.
little andy has been bouncing on his bed like a jack russell terrier for two hours straight, the influence of meth tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

my five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her daddy fed her meth tarts again!

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