methanical pancake swiveller


a man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. he sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare -rs- on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

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