methterbate


the act of masterbating for an extroidenarily long period of time while high on crystal meth, as if “stuck” on the awesome sensations &/or fixated on -rg-sming, i.e. “busting a nut”
john methterbated for 13 hours one night, so much so he disloacted his shoulder & wore his -ss hole out around hour 9 & kept going at it until he finally let himself “nut” at hour 13.

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