metrhoe
noun (pr-nounced: metr-ho): a scantily-clad female – clearly dressed for a nightclub, party, or some other similar function at which the s-xier the outfit, the more males will buy her drinks – who rides public transportation. ironic due to the fact that said female typically would like to be perceived as having expensive or high-end tastes, yet uses subway to get to said social event.
hillary: working on sunday sure cuts into our sat-rday night drinking. i can’t believe we’re headed home already – it’s only 11 pm!
lynn: i know. check out all the metrhoes on the other platform. they’re just starting their night!
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