metric ass ton


in excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.

this term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quant-tive factor.
wow, i have a metric -ss ton of homework to do tonight.
an amount too large to measure
that has got to weigh a metric -ss ton
a lot. a sh-t-load of something.
i just bought a metric -ss ton of crack from those cholos.
any large amount. often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.
i bought a metric -sston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.
jesus dude, it’s like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial x.
i have a metric -ss ton of crabs…and it also burns when i pee

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