Metric Buttload


a very large quant-ty in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/english b-ttload). compare: metric sh-tload and metric f-ckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quant-ty.
she carried a metric b-ttload of coffees out of starbucks.
the metric equivalent of a sh-t ton.
dude, there was a sh-t ton of people at the party last night.

well, i was gonna say a metric b-ttload. i guess we’re both right.
seventeen. why? count for yourself the next time you have a metric b-ttload of anything; you’ll see.
we had a metric b-ttload of people at the party last night, yo.

just seventeen? kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?

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