metric tembo
a universal measurement that can be used for anything imagineable. named after the notable man, nathan tembo who is thought to be quite possibly the coolest man on the planet.
“dude, that chick has to be at least one metric tembo tall.”
“man, i swear i gained one metric tembo over thanksgiving break.”
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