Metro POS
metro pos
metro pos, the pos standing for “piece of $hit” is basically a description of the outdated phones, service, and coverage areas that metro pcs has to offer. a common nickname for the ghetto phone company in which you can have no credit, no job and no money to get cr-ppy service with lots of dropped calls, double texts, and a very small service area for about $40 a month.
often used by cheapskates, drug dealers, and those with bad credit who cannot attain a line with a reputable cell phone service provider.
guy 1: “i called you like three times last night dude and your $hit went right to voicemail! $hit was crazy at the bar…you missed a good time!”
guy 2: “dammit! i was just at home sitting on the couch watching ufc, my phone didn’t even ring!!! d-mn metro pos!”
colloquial term for the mobile-phone service provider metropcs. the “pos” stands for “piece of sh-t”, because of the notoriously poor service and support provided.
my cell phone company is metropos. so my calls are always getting dropped, i can’t even use my phone outside a certain limited area, and i can’t usually get connected to anyone at the so-called customer service line. if i have a real problem i have to go into the office in person. but it’s relatively cheap, i don’t have to sign any contract, and i get unlimited calling within the contiguous 48 states. too bad my sister lives in honolulu, so i have to text her and have her call me back when i want to talk to her.
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