Metro rash


stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public.
bob: jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve?

jane: no! this jacket is brand new. ahh! it must be from me leaning on the metro this morning.

bob: looks like a bad case of metro rash.

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