metrohippie


1. individual concerned about: the environment, taking action (ie. recycles), over population, public education, public health care, minimalizing ecological footprint.

2. neo hippie or post-modern hippie.
does not own a tv, vegetarian, practices yoga or meditation, accepts new ideas, car pools or uses public transport, naturally raises endorphins, centered, uses contraception, travels, pacifist, tries to speak more than mother language, culturally aware

spends a sat-rday night word-smithing “metrohippie” with friends.
a person who is both hippie and metros-xual.
dan is a metrohippie
an urban city dweller that could easily be confused with a hippie, except that they shower, have presentable hygiene, and won’t leave the confines of their city because of their inherent superficial nature.
i caught a metrohippie trying to swipe my hand sanitizer.

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