metrollectual


portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.
see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an mit shirt, looking at p-rn on his laptop?

yeah?

i’m going to punch that metrollectual motherf-cker and break his non-prescription gl-sses.

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