Metrosexual A


metros-xual a is a more apparent form of metros-xuality. metros-xual a men are physically “metro.” this includes but is not limited to: hair dying, matching/nice clothes, clean nails, and tanning.

the counterpart of metros-xual a is metros-xual b.
guy #1: is that guy gay?
guy #2: who? that guy with the frosted faux-hawk?
guy #1: yeah.
guy #2: nah. he’s just metros-xual a.

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