metrosexy


a s-xy, attractive or otherwise appealing metros-xual man.
rachel: “he’s hot, but i always see him in tight jeans and turtlenecks. why, though? is he gay?”

leda: “nah just metros-xual.”

rachel: “chiiiiiilllddddd… i think you mean metros-xy.”

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