Metroskeetual
when a man is unable to contain his feminine urges. when he’s done so, the happiness from it is that of the feeling from skeeting.
“when i see him, he makes me wanna be gay!”
“don’t be gay dude, there’s more fun in being metroskeetual while picking from both trees.”
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