Metrospiritual


another ridiculous, made-up, bullsh-t media label, which basically states that consumers believe the more they spend, the greater their contribution to the earth — and to their sense of inner peace.

shopping as religion.

consumer practice as a mainstreaming of eastern religious values into an easily digestible, buyable form, rather like shopping your way to salvation.
“phish heads who had to grow up and got stuck chained to a desk job became metrospiritual and reconnect with gayness via hybrid cars and tofurky brown bag lunches.”

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