metrosurf
a game in which people stand in the isles of a moving metro. you must keep your balance. if you fall you are out. the last person standing is the winner.
“you should have seen the look on the faces of those people as they watched us metrosurf.”
“i totally won when holly fell when the metro came to a stop.”
riding on the washington, d.c. metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are “surfing” in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.
source: my friend tara, who lives in dc, introduced me to this term.
metro surfing becomes that much funnier to watch when people have been drinking.
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