Mette


mette is a cute little norwegian creature. she is very cute and flirty, yet very charming and s-xy. no guys can resist a mette on a hot summer day. too bad that a mette is almost never available. she is a hard catch so if you ever get her, you better take care of her the best way possible.
“h-llo, my name is mette and i live in norway. i am a s-xy 16 year old girl.”
1. cannabis,

2. weed,

3. chronic,

4. hash,

5. any of the above in rolled cigarette-form
mette is a mean mistress!
i look back with fond nostalgia on my young adulthood, and languid sunday afternoons spent with mette.

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