Mexicali-Ryu


any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. the cl-sses usually consist of lectures about how sh-tty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster’s style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the h-ll out of each other. usually, the “dojo” will have a big sign out front that says “tae kwon do – karate” because the dumb sh-t self-appointed grandmaster doesn’t know that tae kwon do and karate are mutually exclusive systems. often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.
some marine corps boot camp washout guy opened a mexicali-ryu dojo down the street. i went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. i’d rather buy a black-belt on ebay!

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