mexican apple thief
a person of mexican descent, who steals apples.
elliot’s s-xual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.
having s-x and listening to salsa music on a stolen ipod at the same time. (apple makes ipod)
i had the ultimate mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.
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