when you put a burrito on your d*ck and proceed to f*ck*ng somebody in the *ss-hole.
oh man, i gave her a mexican *ss-mash last night, and when i was finished, her *ss-hole was deep, dark purple. it was awesome!
- microwave head
pretty much when one feels like they’re being microwaved. usually due to an excess of bad chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity. friend 1: whoa, is tobey okay? friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head. tobey: *stares into sp*ce like a zombie*
- mock *ss n*gg*
a person who isn’t worth their value. doesn’t amount to anything. son i just saw this mock *ss n*gg* at the club wasn’t worth sh*t
- moose knuckle sandwich
when a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. like a knuckle sammy, only saltier. “julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.
- munchkin princess
an unforgettably adorable ball of fun – most commonly used to describe the girl of one’s dream. awww you’re my munchkin princess!