when your morbidly obese chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a m*ssage.
hey honey why don’t you and the chihuahua give me a mexican backrub?
- ostrich sheeple lemmings
ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don’t see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings. jane called john an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.
- nerf turf
the sp*ce between the n*ts*ck and p**p chute i wiped and got p**p on my nerf turf 🙁
just like frotting… with two d’s. were they frodding? yes the two d’s were side by side.
a pretty girl that has a big potential most likely will go to fsu college and become a doctor. she loves her family so much and is awesome. when bad people try to bring her down she will get right back up and show them who is boss. she will be wealthy one day and […]