Mexican Bar Mitzvah


when you chop hot peppers before you touch your d-ck. you forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. the pain is so bad you cry. but you keep on jerking it.
did you get laid last night? i heard the screams.

no i had a mexican bar mitzvah.
when you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.
last time i went to club med, i couldn’t find any hot chicks at all. i was forced to have a mexican bar mitzvah with one of ’em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.
after f-cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. the newly grown p-n-s is obviously circ-mcised and the f-ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.
i drank so much manischewitz after i gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night i fell down doing to electric slide.

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