Mexican Bath
when instead of taking a shower, a person uses a bunch of baby wipes to clean their face, neck, underarms, groin, hands etc. usually due to the large number of children that mexicans have, to save on water they will do this. hence the term
john: yo, i don’t have time to shower and change and get to the show.
billy: just get some of those baby wipes and take a mexican bath!
when you are taking a sh-t and when the terd drops it splashes the dirty brown water on your b-lls or -ss
i was taking a sh-t the other day and i got a mexican bath
an alternative to bathing, the mexican bath is the act of completely saturating yourself with cheap cologne in an effort to cover up the smell of rice, beans, chili powder, and body odor. it is the sign of pure laziness (and a likely illegal immigrant). also see “sweet n-gg-r.”
“hey dude, i think i smell your odor. are you going to take a shower?”
“nah, i’ll just take a mexican bath.”
to deficate or urinate in one`s clothes after a night of hard drinking (often with tequila).
“hey, i just found pedro p-ssed out in the alley. he took a nasty mexican bath. whose carrying him home cuz i ain`t gonna touch him. nasty freak.
when you take a sh-t in a hose and then transfer the hose to your bath to clean up the place and then add some beans for an authentic mexican smell to accommodate you as you wash your wash in a full-of-sh-t toilet and then complain of how the sink does not have a big enough hole for you to sh-t in. after that you wash yourself in some pina colada that you jacked off in so you have j-zz, sh-t and possibly p-ss on you. after that you complain about how others smell and notice that your lawn’s manure is really your own sh-t from the hose you sh-tted in. finally, you drink p-ss because you don’t know the differnece between tequila and p-ss.
mexican bath d-mn it’s good.
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