mexican blumpkin


a bl-wj-b given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a cr-p and eating taco bell all at once.
i let this guy talk me into giving him a mexican blumpkin but couldn’t finish because it stank so friggin much. i vomited on him, giving him an irish blumpkin instead.
a bl-w j-b given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing taco bell squirts.
little did juanita know that i’d made a run for the border prior to what would become a mexican blumpkin…

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