Mexican Car Stereo
what you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. it may consist of either:
a). you or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making “music” by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
or:
b). having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). this is a more logical alternative if you’re driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
optional: both methods can also be accompanied by having a mexican subwoofer along.
ex 1: ffs, man someone tell that mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! i’m trying to enjoy our new system here!
ex 2:
doug: now what, wayne? how are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the f-cking border cops have found our mexican car stereo and dumped ’em all in the rio along with all their mariachi gear?
truck driver: no worries, doug, at least we’ve got a little somethin’ for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. -unzips pants-
doug: awwww yeah. -goes down on truck driver’s lap-
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mark h. bringing you more funny defs since february 2004.
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