mexican chimney sweep
when you love someone very much, here’s what you do:
rubber glove, elbow length. lube that sh-t up dawg. then, ram your fist up that -sshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don’t shine. not only is it super intimate, but it’s also an effective alternative to a bidet.
f-kboi: yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
grl: oh yes, plz give me the mexican chimney sweep
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