Mexican Crotchrocket
when a mean b-st-rd slaps on a loveglove, slices open an habanero pepper and rubs it all over the condom before making the beast with two backs with some unsuspecting babe.
alternates:
texas crotchrocket: use jalapeno instead of habanero pepper
cajun crotchrocket: use cayenne pepper instead of habanero
nypd crotchrocket: use 10%oc pepper spray instead of habanero
“mickey found out minnie was getting dp’ed on the reg by goofy and donald duck so he gave that b-tch a mexican crotchrocket she’ll never forget!!!!”
a sultty mexican chick that me that me you c-m quick.
that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night
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