Mexican Cucumber
when a man takes the fresh, wet gr-ss from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his d-ck with it, then sticks it in a girl’s b-tt.
mac: what did you do today?
pc: mowed my lawn, collected the gr-ss, went to the girlfriend’s, then finished with a mexican cuc-mber!
mac: righteous!!!!!!
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