mexican express
“mexican express” is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. it is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. unlike the “bowl p-ss,” which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
“oh, you don’t have any cash either? that’s cool, the mcdonald’s on 14th takes mexican express.”
“i wish i could pay my tuition with mexican express.”
“don’t use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex.”
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