Mexican fly trap
while you’re on spring break in mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and j-zz on her face. the girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of j-zz on her eye lashes. she falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the j-zz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. she must be a victim of the mexican fly trap.
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