Mexican Gentleman
the act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. being a mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. but it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.
juan was a real mexican gentleman at jose’s birthday party. it took the rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the p-ss-soaked taquitos all over the table.
making out with a s-xual partner instantly or briefly after giving her a dirty sanchez.
“did you do anything dirt nasty with your girlfriend last night?”
“let’s just say.. i’m a mexican gentleman.”
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