mexican ham wallet


a youthful well kept v-g-n- (bald taco) with salsa added
sally: hey larry
larry: ya?
sally: how about we spice things up a little tonight.
larry: how?
sally: how about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the sh-t out of me.
larry: that sounds like it might spice things up.
sally: we could call it a mexican ham wallet.

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