mexican hand holding
mexican hand holding is a s-x act banned in every country on earth except mexico. it involves each party bringing stale taco sh-lls to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the -n-l cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. from above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco sh-lls up each other’s -sses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.
mich-lle – “hey, i’m not up for -n-l, do you mind if we just do some mexican hand holding instead?”
alex – “i’ll head down to the store and get some tacos”
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