Mexican Hat Dance


an awesome song to play at mardi gras and also to dance to! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!
jeff: awesome song whats it called?
-smacks upside the head-
jose: idiot it’s the mexican hat dance!
after chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don’t wash your hands, and perform oral s-x (with lots of hand action) on your partner. there regions will begin to burn and they’ll jump around in circles like a mexican hat dance!
for a guy: man fool! i met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and i really liked her until she gave me that mexican hat dance.

for a girl:
this douche bag/loser/-sshole at the bar won’t leave me alone. i should take him home and give him a mexican hat dance! then maybe he’d back off!
a mexican dance. also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.
“man, the mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana.”
tugging out your foreskin as far out as you can and then insert another mans p-n-s inside it
to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie
jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!
when you take a mexican hat and fill it with super spicy salsa and then shove it up the unsuspecting nerd’s -ss. then you may do a little dance.
i gave a mexican hat dance to that nerd alex manouk. he didn’t even see it coming.

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