Mexican Headband


an act by completely f-cked up people…. when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with p-b-s and possible p-n-s or v-g-n-.
“thank g-d that guys d-ck was that small or that mexican headband would have blinded me!”

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