mexican hot breakfast
a mexican hot breakfast is an amazing s-xual feat in which the giver performs oral s-x on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. this act is usually performed early in the morning.
“d-mn, patrick was bragging about how he gave emily a mexican hot breakfast this morning.”
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