Mexican kiss of death
when you’re taking a sh-t and the tip/top of your p-n-s touches the bottom of the seat. if it happens while you’re p-ssing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.
john: “how was your sh-t?”
craig: “awful, i got the mexican kiss of death and p-ssed all over my pants.”
john: “rough”
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