Mexican Lawn Mower


a guy inserts -n-l beads into a womans -ss and leaves then in the womans -ss for 3 to 4 days to keep her from sh-tting. then during s-x the man rips out the -n-l beads as if he were pulling the cord to start a lawn mower releasing a fountain of sh-t that spews out of her -ss.
i’ve been waiting for 5 days to give carol a mexican lawn mower! i can’t wait to see how far it gets this time!
hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower
i want to give that big beauty a mexican lawn mower
piece of sh-t driven by a mexican to cut your filthy piece of sh-t lawn
neothor uses a mexicanlawnmower to cut the gr-ss inside of his room.

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