Mexican Lock Pick
any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.
more often then not, using a “mexican lock pick” will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. as such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
person 1: “i locked my keys in my car yesterday, so i had to use a mexican lock pick.”
person 2: “what’s that?”
person 1: “a hammer.”
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