Mexican Massage
the premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.
man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper’s face when she walked in on me giving myself a mexican m-ssage!
a m-ssage without using ones hands.
lisa: “did you give her a mexican m-ssage?”
buddy: “i am a gentleman!”
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