Mexican Monday


getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.
i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street
when you skip work on monday and get drunk all day.
ive had so much fun with the partying and drinking this weekend that i think im just going to bridge it all together and have a mexican monday
verb. – the act of p–ping in a taco sh-ll and feeding it to your s-xual partner while doing them from behind.
diera mayhew gave her gf a mexican monday. but she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

michael is a b-tch.

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