Mexican Motorboat
when one s-xual partner adds salt to their respective partner’s nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. the 1st s-xual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.
ted: jill, you know i love you and i’ve always cared about you.
jill: you know i feel the same way about you. -she blushes and covers her face-
ted: -ted exhales as he musters up the courage- babe i can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. i want you to be my first.
jill: your first what?
ted: mexican motorboat. -as he pours a shot of jose cuervo-
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