mexican olympics


the mexican olympics are usually taken place at, or near, the borderline between the united staes and mexico. events include swimming, long jump, high dive, and sprinting. all who partic-p-te either end up shot, or usually end up living in the usa for at least 3-5 years before being deported.
“jose and juan are going to the mexican olympics today” – enrique

“yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys” – fredrique

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