Mexican Pirate


when a woman is giving you head pull out before -j-c-l-t–n and blow your load in her eye. then kick her in the shin. after completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.
after performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a h-ll of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.

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