mexican poker


mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. after a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. the first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. playing this game almost always leads to a cut bl–dy hand. thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her t-tle only a few times.
mr. miyagi won the game of mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.
card game that all mexicans like to play. in mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.
in los angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. ” liquor up front mexican poker in rear “

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