Mexican Relaxer
1. a s-x routine where the man f-cks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. this requires successfully pulling of three unique s-xual positions in a row without having an -rg-sm until the last.
derived from the 1980s when hector josè morales landed in mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive american’s backyard. she told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous -rg-sms.
rick: what are you doing this weekend?
nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
nicky: oh nah, i don’t drink liquor!!
rick: neither do i -drops pants to ankles-
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