mexican rosary beads


when a mold a log of sh-t around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard sh-t bead as a decoration
i am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

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