Mexican Sandblaster


the mexican sandblaster is a lesser-known degrading s-xual act in which one party (most commonly a man) sprays diarrhea on the face of their partner. most commonly, preparations for the mexican sandblaster include m-ss consumption of laxatives, dried fruit or any abundant source of fiber.
yeah, that c-nt was bein’ all “why don’t you get a job you lazy f-ck” so i gave her a wicked mexican sandblaster that almost woke her parents up!”

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